My Upside Down Smile

My smile is upside down at the moment. Time with flesh and Cloudy blood friends flew by faster than the farts from Le Pétomane’s arse cheeks. However, I met a new girl at the weekend. Stefania is her name. At least, that’s the name I christened her after watching a shooting star grace the heavensContinue reading “My Upside Down Smile”

UK Government – The Burke and Hare reincarnate

Not satisfied with taxing the population to the hilt during one’s life the UK Government are now intent on stealing your bodies after your demise (April 2020) Edinburgh was a leading European centre of anatomical study in the early 19th century, in a time when the demand for cadavers led to a shortfall in legalContinue reading “UK Government – The Burke and Hare reincarnate”

Violins and Six Strings

Violins and Six Strings You must work out a riddle ’bout Pegasus wings Then whisper the answer til your big heart sings If I tell you I’m piebald, does that help at all? My name is Starski, and I’m five feet tall   My incredible rider, a pure Gypsy Queen Cares for me lovingly whenContinue reading “Violins and Six Strings”

Dairy Farm Plant Stall

“HO! HO! HO!” Santa say’s, “Christmas is definitely still being celebrated in 2020”. As the usual Aldbrough Xmas Fair is cancelled this year because of “The Rona” Santa’s helper’s thought it would be a great idea for residents to dress up their windows and doors and light the village up with a little bit ofContinue reading “Dairy Farm Plant Stall”

Anyone for Cricket?

In the days of yore, when I was a Bazzette, I enjoyed my sport. One beautiful day in Secondary School, my skinny frame and I, was on the playing field engrossed in a cricket match between class 2a and 2b. Of course, no elf and safety in those days meant playing without protective equipment. IContinue reading “Anyone for Cricket?”

When the food dries up?

Should I return to work? Or stay at home and starve? All through this fiasco let me ask you how you feel about the key-workers who have supported you in your endeavour to sit on your back-side all day long?

If Horses Could Talk

A bright sunny day I watch the church clock ’cause soon I’m sure, we’ll be clippity clop My name is Maggie, heavy horse, bay And my rider, she’s blushingly pretty I would say A walk around the stables we both shall go Then out in the fields, just me and my Bo   I do,Continue reading “If Horses Could Talk”

UK Government – The Burke and Hare reincarnate

Not satisfied with taxing the population to the hilt during one’s life the UK Government are now intent on stealing your bodies after your demise (April 2020) Edinburgh was a leading European centre of anatomical study in the early 19th century, in a time when the demand for cadavers led to a shortfall in legalContinue reading “UK Government – The Burke and Hare reincarnate”

Write your own Blog

It’s easier than you think. Step 1 Click on here I want a blog then click Get Started on the WordPress page. Have a look down the list of subjects and click on one that you’re interested in then go through the five steps – there’s plenty of Help available, but if you get stuckContinue reading “Write your own Blog”

Too Much Monkey Business

Short Story about the Monkey Festival in Thailand. Mona’s face looked almost human. Her doe-like eyes sparkled with glee when she stretched her furry neck skyward to take in the sight of the rainbow mountain which towered in front of her. Little Lisa held onto her mum’s underbelly with ease when Mona took a leapContinue reading “Too Much Monkey Business”

A Bit About Baz Baron

Here’s a little bit about me from my aboutme.com page. If you haven’t got your own about me page yet, click on this link and make your own. If you’re a savvy internet guru already or a budding 21st century entrepreneur … best to get one now! there’s no obligation and each page is fullyContinue reading “A Bit About Baz Baron”